Teaser Tuesdays - Mistress by Mistake

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along!  Just do the following:

* Grab your current read

* Open to a random page

* Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page

* BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)

* Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

My Teasers:

Taken from Mistress by Mistake  by Maggie Robinson

[Pg 7] She slept as if dead, having the most delightful tipsy dream somewhere past midnight.  But when morning came and she found her nightgown hanging from a fat angel's head and a naked man with his lips planted firmly around her left nipple, she knew her dream was now a nightmare"

[Pg 58] When she realised where he was going to put the raspberry fool next, her mouth opened in protest.  Surely he would not do something so scandalous.  But he did"

This isn't the book I'm currently reading but I couldn't resist using these quotes.  You can read my review of Mistress by Mistake here

Teaser Tuesdays - Sex, Lies and Vampires

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along!  Just do the following:

* Grab your current read

* Open to a random page

* Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page

* BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)

* Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

My Teasers:

Taken from Sex, Lies and Vampires  by Katie MacAlister

[Pg 10] "Unredeemed?" I croaked, wondering if it was too late to change my mind to Alice and settle down to a happy life of insanity in Wonderland.

[Pg 54] "That's got to be against a law of nature. Everyone knows it's physically impossible for vampires to have dimples. Men who have dimples are cute and adorable, like little fluffy bunnies. Vampires are dark, brooding, and tortured. You can't be dark, brooding, and tortured if you could burst out into dimples at any moment."

This isn't the book I'm currently reading but I've not taken part in Teaser Tuesdays for a while & I've been dying to use these quotes!  I have already reviewed Sex, Lies and Vampires so for more information click here to read my review.

Teaser Tuesdays - The Vampirates Series

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along!  Just do the following:

* Grab your current read

* Open to a random page

* Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page

* BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)

* Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

My Teaser:

My teaser this week is a shanty that is repeated throughout the Vampirates series by Justin Somper

"I'll tell you a tale of Vampirates,

A tale as old as true.

Yea, I'll sing you a song of an ancient ship,

And it's mighty fearsome crew.

Yea, I'll sing you a song of an ancient ship

That sales the oceans blue...

That haunts the oceans blue

They say that the captain, he wears a veil

So as to curtail your fright

At his death-pale skin

And his lifeless eyes

And his teeth as sharp as night.

Oh, they say that the captain, he wears a veil

And his eyes never see the light."

Just to remind you, I'm on holiday this week. I'm taking my laptop with me but I have a feeling I'm not going to get signal so I probably won't get back online until I get home. I will reply to any comments & return the visit but it might not be until after Easter when I'm back :o)

Teaser Tuesdays - Hex Hall

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along!  Just do the following:

* Grab your current read

* Open to a random page

* Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page

* BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)

* Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

My Teasers:

Taken from Hex Hall by Rachel Hawkins

[Pg 19] Of course the only words I actually managed to yell at the werewolf as he ran at me were, "BAD DOG!"

[Pg 103] "Hey, no problem," I said, even though all I could think was, Slobber!  Werewolf Slobber!  On my skin!

Teaser Tuesdays - Lex Trent versus the Gods

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along!  Just do the following:

* Grab your current read

* Open to a random page

* Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page

* BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)

* Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

My Teasers:

Taken from Lex Trent versus the Gods by Alex Bell

[Pg 5] There are some people who are born lucky.  They seem to float through life on little golden wings whilst misfortune, hardship and calamity hurry to get out of their hallowed way.  One might say Lex Trent was such a person.

[Pg 27] There was nothing like the excitement of running.  And there was most definitely nothing like the excitement of being chased!

Teaser Tuesdays - Prey

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along!  Just do the following:

* Grab your current read

* Open to a random page

* Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page

* BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)

* Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

My Teasers:

Taken from Prey by Rachel Vincent

[Pg 37] Then he stumbled into view and fell to the gravel on his rump.  The cat he'd been fighting pounced, driving his shoulders to the ground.

[Pg 211] I closed my eyes and ground my teeth together.  Damned logic...

Teaser Tuesdays - Sex and the Single Vampire

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along!  Just do the following:

* Grab your current read

* Open to a random page

* Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page

* BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)

* Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

My Teasers:

Taken from Sex and the Single Vampire  by Katie MacAlister

[Pg 15] I took an admittedly shakey breath, looking around the room.  I was alone.  By myself.  In a building that was supposed to be one of the most haunted places in London.  Sometimes I'm not very bright.

[Pg 110] I looked into his eyes and knew I was in trouble, serious, deep, fathomless trouble.  His eyes were dark wells of desire - a desire for me, something I'd never seen in a man's eyes.

Teaser Tuesdays - Storm Born

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along!  Just do the following:

* Grab your current read

* Open to a random page

* Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page

* BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)

* Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

My Teasers:

Taken from Storm Born  by Richelle Mead

[Pg 48] "...What'd you name all those cats"  "Death, Famine, Pestilence, War, and Mr. Whiskers" "You named your cats after the riders of the apocal-wait.  Mr. Whiskers?" "Well, there are only four horsemen"

[Pg 97] "...would most likely only offer a brief flaring of hope, which would make our ultimate defeat that much more tragic."  "Stop with the maudlin crap, Nandi."  I wished they made ghost Prozac.

Don't forget to check out my author interview with Juliana Stone - she's giving away a copy of her new eBook Black Legacy to one of my readers.  Click here to enter the giveaway

Teaser Tuesdays - Bitten & Stolen

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along!  Just do the following:

* Grab your current read

* Open to a random page

* Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page

* BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)

* Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

My Teasers:

I'm doing this a bit differently this week, these icons have quotes taken from Bitten (book 1 in the Women of the Otherworld Series) by Kelley Armstrong & are available on Kelley's website

I've not read Stolen (the 2nd book in the Women of the Otherworld Series) but after reading these quotes I know I'm going to be reading it soon!

Teaser Tuesdays - A Girl's Guide To Vampires

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along!  Just do the following:

* Grab your current read

* Open to a random page

* Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page

* BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)

* Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

My Teasers:

Taken from A Girl'sGuide to Vampires  by Katie MacAlister

[Pg 11] "...I mean size does matter, no matter what they say, right?  And since we are talking the man for me, my soul mate, he'll be the only one I sleep with for the rest of my life, so I think he should have really nice personal equipment.  Something memorable.  The phrase 'hung like a horse' comes to mind."

[Pg 240] "So what does it feel like when you're drinking someone's blood?" Roxy asked .... "Do blood clots get stuck in your teeth?"

Teaser Tuesdays - Kiss of Crimson

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along!  Just do the following:

* Grab your current read

* Open to a random page
* Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
* BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
* Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

My Teasers:

Taken from Kiss of Crimson by Lara Adrian

[Pg 44] For a long moment, he just looked at her, like he was weighing his answer.  "As in vampire, Tess"

Holy Moses on a pogo stick.  He was beyond crazy.

[Pg 119] The feeling hit struck him hard, from out of nowhere.  He had forgotten what true love looked like, it had been so long since he'd paused to notice it.